tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51235410245539338532024-02-20T23:17:10.007-08:00Sad kitteh poemsElinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.comBlogger130125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-80625817151793227692010-03-06T11:27:00.000-08:002010-03-07T10:07:44.447-08:00Peepul R Stupid<a href="http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3236075520 "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZskLk9p5V5dzTQUQYJuMPj2koSNLXrfyblCHGxDrFipYqv9QLZiU-PTXbXtezMzUP9-a5qr6GIhPlnIY8tFio5jtL4bmksOF5-Epfo3-kB8i7ot5PIUWW7iGvy2vnoCNjga8P9CGXtSY/s1600-h/129117940521107127.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZskLk9p5V5dzTQUQYJuMPj2koSNLXrfyblCHGxDrFipYqv9QLZiU-PTXbXtezMzUP9-a5qr6GIhPlnIY8tFio5jtL4bmksOF5-Epfo3-kB8i7ot5PIUWW7iGvy2vnoCNjga8P9CGXtSY/s320/129117940521107127.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445606000690585266" /></a></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Da stupidsity is endless. Hooman bwains<br />ewrywheres. Hurtsing my ears. Pokin <br /><br />noses into places, wheres no hooman<br />shudd enter. There shudd be fences.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-49553834946648379452010-01-01T07:10:00.000-08:002010-01-01T07:26:16.802-08:00Happy New Year<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-wd-4knLiyhyxn-Zio77NW6YfX3vfTe4w_IyPmssIcJ_RIE5cUxZGn2RnGy_WMOA7bB3Z_y8Tt8YRPvloMlaKWXd45_ILNeCgau29j-C-EohTD4Ip_lmY2wyWu08YIyd_cYLxazyXPWQ/s1600-h/i-has-frozen.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 284px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-wd-4knLiyhyxn-Zio77NW6YfX3vfTe4w_IyPmssIcJ_RIE5cUxZGn2RnGy_WMOA7bB3Z_y8Tt8YRPvloMlaKWXd45_ILNeCgau29j-C-EohTD4Ip_lmY2wyWu08YIyd_cYLxazyXPWQ/s320/i-has-frozen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421790425886407698" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><em>(Image from <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/24/i-has-frozen/">here</a>)</em><br /><br />Your happies is a silent tappin:<br />a frail voice froms undah da ice<br /><br />Da animal is cryin froms wiffin,<br />ignorsing global warmin,<br /><br />I hears your slows dyin, <br />da hope of rejuvanatin:<br /><br />a slow candle flickring<br />for da new year.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-48668666101336409622009-05-02T14:21:00.000-07:002010-03-07T10:12:34.661-08:00Da Lub Songs<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFffXeVa-bgfxPBp38uaeCGEmFreHtoJ2c2_S7PS7H9lMBIYoHY3FRvoYZPVVSY0q4Qf5ADKJcg3BE_5GV8wze4mITNotTBqcI0QB5F34yYKxAwDYDahjYFmhoF51g5vom_yGPGmbIDqw/s1600-h/yarn.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFffXeVa-bgfxPBp38uaeCGEmFreHtoJ2c2_S7PS7H9lMBIYoHY3FRvoYZPVVSY0q4Qf5ADKJcg3BE_5GV8wze4mITNotTBqcI0QB5F34yYKxAwDYDahjYFmhoF51g5vom_yGPGmbIDqw/s320/yarn.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331343225139831858" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Da lub songs<br />i sings to no-1<br /><br />R all gone<br />nao, to da dogs,<br /><br />I's onli longin <br />nao, an empti<br /><br />ball uf yarn,<br />dis yearning<br /><br />is undeservd<br />& hurtin in<br /><br />kitteh insides,<br />trail ail ling.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-33571075227016797722009-01-10T12:12:00.000-08:002009-01-10T12:14:17.686-08:00Forget It<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/09/funny-pictures-your-offering-is-inadequate/"><img class="mine_2969769" title="funny-pictures-cat-thinks-that-your-offering-is-not-good-enough" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-thinks-that-your-offering-is-not-good-enough.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />Furst, u tells meh<br />i has little brains <br /><br />Secund, that <br />i knows nuffing<br /><br />Thurd, dat i is <br />“only” fluffy fing<br /><br />Fourth, dat i can’t<br />count 2 five<br /><br />Sixth, u want <br />my fluffyness<br /><br />2 warms ur <br />comfyness, <br /><br />Eights, <br />forget it.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-88364926315577324612008-12-29T12:58:00.000-08:002010-03-07T10:15:40.491-08:00Opun Gaol, Opun Goal<a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=961051"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipeC9TTtGxS6Gcu06gjcRBCBFzHmnBl01RnPMrIYlpAtX8G5i80e5KS3dZDrCNWSJRJDJVqhZdmMt8s8OwqfwCA-kDI6dcXutbNvRp29tBzlEzlMBHwaWIWx8IxOPGh68xIiE2Kkay-Ds/s320/gaol.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285319854453387298" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><em>more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a></em><br /><br />i am an opun goal,<br />pressure points R her/e<br />and ther, & then sum,<br />as they say, she<br /><br />keeps pressin.<br />but NO is forever <br />when it comes <br />in big letturs.<br /><br />but gaol is opun, <br />prisonurs keep<br />escapin, 2 my<br />amazment, despite<br /><br />stony determinashun<br />& clay feet. but her hair<br />& mine won’t meet,<br />weeks will pass, years<br /><br />will pass by. our hairs<br />wont entwine, <br />no confeshun, no relees,<br />no lub 2 call mine.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-75976921910500667642008-12-26T10:00:00.000-08:002008-12-26T10:11:49.425-08:00Whatever<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/06/funny-pictures-my-tiny-trust"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIqZ7Td5Kuv1S8SVIXwHF7TLZGd7Bq9k-lheH8eKwzVXx-mImEo3_bNpMl9NTWcU9Xx-MqZWs3aeOzEllXDeFPIpXaByE8owQFrl_d_bZv86E82AojDMyIA9IjsOtZILt8i0ArEI9raMI/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284161148329297714" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I is sorry 2 have tried once more<br />to be friens wif U, when will I learn? <br /><br />All U sais is “whatevar” & “do dis, do dat,” <br />as if I didn’t lissn 1st, 2nd, 3rd time.<br /><br />I shall haves 2 fire U in good time, perhaps<br />2 manies people hurted U will have done,<br /><br />nondiplomatic kitteh. Der wills be<br />laws suit, I will havs 2 search da wurld<br /><br />4 sum1 as good as U, which is fine.<br />Rite now, I cares not, my hart is<br /><br />brokun, agen, and I cannots stick<br />2 point, but - whatevah.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-88209822403417124642008-12-08T16:35:00.000-08:002008-12-08T16:44:48.891-08:00She B Leavsin . . . Agen<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicMwTpkZEPpbFPqjPDc0LOxLEW5aXwCwsormKm0Wzv2APyCtue9XnlqWdEbe0cDUYwZOUDvMFuYfmRZ4QW_ftwwJEXRrjc1J42jPYlq7Dwf0e9oWIxUCITDc-qGl2rNZg7BdwYj43Nx1s/s1600-h/leavsin.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicMwTpkZEPpbFPqjPDc0LOxLEW5aXwCwsormKm0Wzv2APyCtue9XnlqWdEbe0cDUYwZOUDvMFuYfmRZ4QW_ftwwJEXRrjc1J42jPYlq7Dwf0e9oWIxUCITDc-qGl2rNZg7BdwYj43Nx1s/s400/leavsin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277583006458361282" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(resumé 4 new viewerz:<br />cold kitteh cames heres,<br /><br />fulls of enthuziasm, & udder<br />-iasms, like charismiasm,<br /><br />trustworthiasm, & airz<br />of kindnessiasm, & uf cours,<br /><br />frenship. my bwains<br />fell out, i wuz so in lubs<br /><br />wif strange creature!<br />gosh! long stori, anywayz,<br /><br />we fell out.) Aniwayz, <br />i gaves it anudder try, <br /><br />so she iz bought me veggie-<br />tables, birds, long lookies,<br /><br />& leeve to leave, wud i drive<br />her to da airport, pweese?<br /><br />It wuz “nice,” da convershun,<br />but message da same, as if<br /><br />tryin to massage it <br />into sad-kitteh bwain:<br /><br />“leafs me alone, lets me go,<br />let me go, elsewheres, alone.”Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-13303509498948201572008-12-07T06:49:00.000-08:002008-12-07T06:51:30.913-08:00Desperation<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/25/funny-pictures-furr-elise/"><img class="mine_1045372" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/funny-pictures-fur-elise-cat.jpg" alt="cat" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />I wroted this song 4 U, <br />but I has nowheres 2 put it. <br /><br />I tried 2 pocket it, but it<br />fell out, along wif brains.<br /><br />I wroted this pome 4 U,<br />for U only, nao evrione<br /><br />reads it, but U. Kitteh<br />desprashiun noes no end.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-77018213980642831862008-12-04T15:34:00.000-08:002008-12-04T16:28:08.333-08:00Inexplicitably<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbTE81SgCFZ3LRbZ8FIZa1eo38o42mJeSMAmzMNJC7oduNDuDBBtpgILrKqA144xmQ-yV_eeahKcSURJWzaQgfmYZKok4g9Qb_cSgvVFV-tsPV26uwVCv8sjBX51NqR9Kzybos-wzi6tk/s1600-h/800px-Cat-eye.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbTE81SgCFZ3LRbZ8FIZa1eo38o42mJeSMAmzMNJC7oduNDuDBBtpgILrKqA144xmQ-yV_eeahKcSURJWzaQgfmYZKok4g9Qb_cSgvVFV-tsPV26uwVCv8sjBX51NqR9Kzybos-wzi6tk/s400/800px-Cat-eye.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276083151359272434" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I saw U todai, again, briefli. Looksin <br />at me, inexplicably. I saw myself<br /><br />beein seen: wut light wuz I in?<br />Wut brand uf televishion screen<br /><br />wuz I seen in? Wide or narrows?<br />Didst my hair burn, wuz it<br /><br />eaten by germs? “All brushing<br />is bein brushed,” I said, “all sayin is <br /><br />bein said,” and “always already.”<br />Yet, evryfing is onli on da verge<br /><br />uf becomins, as ever. Haltin<br />spiders keep strugglin, as ever,<br /><br />treadin da long, narrow corridors<br />uf imperfekt artikshulation.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-80393736478536096532008-12-03T14:35:00.000-08:002008-12-03T14:45:20.692-08:00Suspishous Kitteh Looker<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/28/funny-pictures-innocent-look-may-work-with-hoomans-but-not-me/"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIu82fvmY1lqCWWX7AJ9HjE1LD_GxnVYlRG6fmQkRyOo1vDYLb_jwyF5WJ8wIFdkE7jy-48gJbHoAgoCiEEHZCa_Mkhl779B6h6HCotbF3o5Y2-gKM-a51Ti0ZRkFpzln413Bv_YHeYUw/s1600-h/look2.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIu82fvmY1lqCWWX7AJ9HjE1LD_GxnVYlRG6fmQkRyOo1vDYLb_jwyF5WJ8wIFdkE7jy-48gJbHoAgoCiEEHZCa_Mkhl779B6h6HCotbF3o5Y2-gKM-a51Ti0ZRkFpzln413Bv_YHeYUw/s400/look2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275696578134703506" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />Y iz U looksin at me like dat?<br />Aftah months of loosin me <br /><br />froms ur body, carefulli, <br />liek an uncomfy bra, da way<br /><br />hooman she-kittehs do it, <br />intricatli, wif great care,<br /><br />sinse bra-straps R traps,<br />I am told. Y U iz looks<br /><br />into my eyes, wif intesiti,<br />liek dat, all day? I iz happi <br /><br />and uncomfi and confusd.<br />I iz stirred and shakun<br /><br />and strugglins wif myself,<br />consultins my inner advisor,<br /><br />unfortunatli on holiday.<br />I wants 2 embed U into <br /><br />my reality, not sure abouts<br />U, wut U wants. A someone<br /><br />2 drives U home? A fur-stroker?<br />A broker 4 your home?<br /><br />Desire drives me 2 Insane, <br />then to Inane, da city fulls of<br /><br />horns, hairs, and overly<br />suspishous kitteh oglers.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-85549852970824296242008-12-02T12:33:00.001-08:002008-12-02T12:43:57.433-08:00Confesschun<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/21/i-sorry/"a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRffWeDIf5-K1n4XCySn9cl6VTR4BcWsYcVDTq2bN_TU0I3Lp_WCaopmCzwG1EMZq3T0lFkEhRmeD0jtVatcXbyAGZ31GDmUSO7BMrhSu4LlWny0c1Pf8RV8f6qEuuV-C2p2lmfaR5gvE/s1600-h/i+is+sorry.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRffWeDIf5-K1n4XCySn9cl6VTR4BcWsYcVDTq2bN_TU0I3Lp_WCaopmCzwG1EMZq3T0lFkEhRmeD0jtVatcXbyAGZ31GDmUSO7BMrhSu4LlWny0c1Pf8RV8f6qEuuV-C2p2lmfaR5gvE/s400/i+is+sorry.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275294267023892482"/><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />OK, I lied. I lied thruf my teef and then sum.<br />I lied thruf my whiskers and claws and my hair.<br /><br />Thruf is: I wuz in lubs, badli, like south to north, <br />da magnetic or battery thingie. Worse, in fact.<br /><br />I had dreems, reems uf dem, abouts you,<br />and yes, I had hopes 2 of course. I hads to<br /><br />shed my entire self 2 gets ovah you. I even<br />cried liek a hooman, for days. I nearly<br /><br />spaded myself in despairs, losin hairs<br />like a stressed-out scholar, whose papurs<br /><br />left da building, and then sum. I waited<br />on my self, gave it rashional arguments,<br /><br />liek “thear can be no bones! not a singul one!”<br />clear like a crystal, harsh liek a stone, I ruled<br /><br />“you cannot haves no-one!” to which no-one<br />responded, there were no replies 2 my<br /><br />unsaid statements. My hole lifes at stakes,<br />it felt like, so unscholarli, very unproffeshional,<br /><br />dis piece uf mind at stake, myself, whatevur<br />kitteh bwain wuz left, nuffin but shame.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-29365136231348574582008-12-01T12:21:00.000-08:002008-12-01T12:29:45.533-08:00Hyphen-ated Converse-ashun<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEk_lF6MIfGovtq2YVmAakTe1L_5SlowTwhP8GydMFQ2m7nDuNC3SRceRIyBCaRbzb3smiOPJriI4edWrjT4yIuBUEOgT_ONJHE9bam5LHDvv7nw2IlLwTlVx8MCFv9ZMsMT9LhT9yqIc/s1600-h/cogent.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 372px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEk_lF6MIfGovtq2YVmAakTe1L_5SlowTwhP8GydMFQ2m7nDuNC3SRceRIyBCaRbzb3smiOPJriI4edWrjT4yIuBUEOgT_ONJHE9bam5LHDvv7nw2IlLwTlVx8MCFv9ZMsMT9LhT9yqIc/s400/cogent.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274920555956449570" /><src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/funny-pictures-a-letter-from-a-very-intelligent-cat.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />I iz ok. I over-romantic-sized da fing, iz ok<br />naos. It iz busy-ness as ushual, I iz ready<br /><br />2 talks naos bout importants fings. Itz ur<br />mind I iz aftah aftur all, not ur personabul<br /><br />self, cloistered, a waste on hoomans, a weight <br />on shoulder not matter-ializin, all that<br /><br />iz watur - I iz bridge, I keeps playin cards<br />in da dark. I will settle 4 imperfekt<br /><br />common-ikashun, a sixths uf ur mind,<br />ands a “hello-how-r-u?” to boot.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-87602235199409703342008-11-30T10:19:00.000-08:002008-11-30T10:25:21.381-08:00Felinicitous<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/28/funny-pictures-nearsighted-kitteh/"><img class="mine_1472663" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/funny-pictures-nearsighted-cat-looks-for-his-glasses.jpg" alt="cat" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />“Felicitous means ‘apt, pleasant, delightful’”<br />she saids, & wifdrew into kitteh scholarhood.<br /><br />I wants 2 crawl in2 her head 2 finds delishus, <br />felishious thoughts & langage decifered.<br /><br />I wants 2 shed hairs in her house, reads<br />felishously left papurs, & comment, I want<br /><br />2 use me hughe Kitteh bwain. I want feline<br />interakshun, kitteh-2-kitteh delishusness.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-9194466112795987992008-11-25T15:52:00.000-08:002008-11-25T16:01:14.022-08:00Cold Kitteh<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpT2hNS_i1ETiNc3Bn9KLYoKKqmRZQZF6JFqdStY7d8zQH0CgPN0x04UKXomTyF3zoOvFUFtccnzxVZeJ_PPdKlB4fHwzZ0aPwESJ4hkihiWR3hG6QKKgRtsOsQkjpF49Km5fBHxwkOqI/s1600-h/800px-Cat_into_the_box.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpT2hNS_i1ETiNc3Bn9KLYoKKqmRZQZF6JFqdStY7d8zQH0CgPN0x04UKXomTyF3zoOvFUFtccnzxVZeJ_PPdKlB4fHwzZ0aPwESJ4hkihiWR3hG6QKKgRtsOsQkjpF49Km5fBHxwkOqI/s320/800px-Cat_into_the_box.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272749202785423682" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Cold kitteh, if cud, I wud takes ur littuls bodi<br />home wif me, embed it in duvets and blanketts,<br /><br />brings U hot tee & long-johns. We wud wastch tv<br />& talks abouts teh dis & teh dat, cashualli. We’d <br /><br />snooz and laffs at da hoomans, like homans laff<br />at americans, we’d philosiphise abouts their <br /><br />marvallous spellin, and say “they sures knows da <br />langage, buts not hows to speaks it intellegntli.”<br /><br />Then go backs to bed, safe, warm, sleepsin -<br />like kittehs - twentifive hours a day.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-8278595492329459722008-11-23T08:17:00.000-08:002008-11-23T08:19:36.539-08:00Frustrashion<a href='http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2676793' ><img src='http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/23/128719285958578339.jpg' alt='funny pictures' /></a><br />moar <a href='http://icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures</a><br /><br />Her littles bodi, behind glass,<br />her B-ing, dependsin on me, it seems<br /><br />& so littles I can do. They<br />lieks not her fethurs, her style,<br /><br />her eatsin. Her writsin, I likes<br />it, da shaky fethur pen spellin<br /><br />miss. I miss it, liek I miss<br />my freedom uf felicous speech,<br /><br />teh feline welcome, all gone,<br />hunter collegeaus sink them<br /><br />teefhs into her, and in me their<br />is nuffing but gilt and bloddy<br /><br />angur at unfairness. Hows can<br />I save Ur fethurs, now?Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-26060452892967280262008-11-20T11:04:00.000-08:002008-11-20T11:21:12.299-08:00Pink Dress<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/09/funny-pictures-u-dy-frum-it"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJHJ9rQ179eej5MOeQINQ7VCFeYoWvopk-6NREwzWP-RZUP1wAXaeBoQOygqnD37C_p8QcjM7z7ezzTVCdHsZp3-w4nLMvubH14ip1mz10wGIckApv-aySnIyC_GztpLcJ-dZbjAJtfhM/s1600-h/pink+dress.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 252px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJHJ9rQ179eej5MOeQINQ7VCFeYoWvopk-6NREwzWP-RZUP1wAXaeBoQOygqnD37C_p8QcjM7z7ezzTVCdHsZp3-w4nLMvubH14ip1mz10wGIckApv-aySnIyC_GztpLcJ-dZbjAJtfhM/s320/pink+dress.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270821316720285570" /></a></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />I has 2 wear a skirt 2morrow, <br />it’ll kills me, liek it would U.<br /><br />Imagine Urself in pink frills,<br />feels wut I feel. Librate da <br /><br />kittehs!! Ban da pinkness!! <br />Iz likes puttsin lipstick<br /><br />on dogs, all wrongs! Vote<br />4 Sad Kitteh nows!Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-83679165260411371422008-11-17T12:16:00.000-08:002008-11-17T12:36:42.730-08:00Looksin In2 Eyeses<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/27/funny-pictures-read-forth-line-pleze/"><img class="mine_1215992" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-pictures-kittens-check-their-eyesight.jpg" alt="cat" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />4 a sec today, she looked into my eyeses. INTO dem,<br />do u know wut dat like? Not ordnary lookin, but IN2!<br /><br />Throuf black vortex of da iris, past red trucks, yellow<br />dollies, all da toys uf childhood, & further stills. Like<br /><br />lightnings its was, dis sudden being lookd into. An <br />angiogram coulds not haves lukkd deepr. Chopak<br /><br />coulds not havs meditated his way into my soul cells<br />like dis, dis look lockd into da inner of my fingies.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-29538181321249963942008-11-11T13:33:00.000-08:002008-11-11T13:36:13.513-08:00Talksin!<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/07/funny-pictures-talk-to-da-hand-talk-to-et/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-talk-to-the-hand.jpg" style="word-spacing:831025px;font-size:831025px;" alt="Humorous Pictures" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />Finalli we iz talksin agen. Ur hand<br />is talksin 2 my hand. Paw-2-Paw style<br /><br />pow-wow. Kitteh bwains kommunikatsin <br />bodies-langage-wize. So glad U understands.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-64240963553182141362008-11-10T11:45:00.000-08:002008-11-10T11:50:59.877-08:00Scooch<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-hH6C6BKe8chftX0jU-uMQ4D_DdydPv2vNR-0umW0eTZ2yUgaUDkjr6oBRzkjzwX6iP2XcaL-dC6ree3JqYDe42aW7D1IfGg99Na2FDK2ADVfOAncQpdTgHECN8KDUXsKhkecYRgzR54/s1600-h/scooch.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-hH6C6BKe8chftX0jU-uMQ4D_DdydPv2vNR-0umW0eTZ2yUgaUDkjr6oBRzkjzwX6iP2XcaL-dC6ree3JqYDe42aW7D1IfGg99Na2FDK2ADVfOAncQpdTgHECN8KDUXsKhkecYRgzR54/s320/scooch.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267118102604218994" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />moar <a href='http://icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures</a><br /><br />Hun, hows I can flirts wiff u?<br />U so far awai and starnge langage too<br /><br />U has, I can’t has understands.<br />Da interwebs confuse me, there B<br /><br />so manies buttons, buts naos<br />ur here, in dreems, 4 reel,<br /><br />I wants U 2 scooch <br />ovah heres.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-39750449579482557242008-10-31T14:47:00.000-07:002008-10-31T14:48:36.738-07:00Little Fing<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/29/funny-pictures-sorry-but-u-aint-wearin-dis-today/"><img class="mine_2108741" title="funny-pictures-sorry-but-you-are-not-wearing-your-hat-today" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/funny-pictures-sorry-but-you-are-not-wearing-your-hat-today.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />little fing, how can u be so annoyin<br />and amazing, so cute, how cans u keep<br /><br />tuggins my heart strings, playin<br />da cell and da o, virtuoso,<br /><br />bootiful tune on dees strings,<br />while tearin da kurtain, clawin<br /><br />da sofa, eatins me outs<br />uf da house, little fing.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-39763304703727665352008-10-29T14:29:00.000-07:002008-10-29T14:38:30.516-07:00I Can Has Enrgy?<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/29/funny-pictures-kitteh-fuel-gauge-e-i-f/"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpNvEgFrphNE7K9Bd4rm2JcNftG5BqEhQB3qFj_I6sXKHiN6nNgkUL6m5ERBUNHRc0LEE4kRFTScj437QSqyDgq-BkTEIvn58amg_kj02VYQpbbuO7gENw2OgHOCZe7HvSlTWmd6xju3I/s1600-h/kitteh+fuel+gauge.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpNvEgFrphNE7K9Bd4rm2JcNftG5BqEhQB3qFj_I6sXKHiN6nNgkUL6m5ERBUNHRc0LEE4kRFTScj437QSqyDgq-BkTEIvn58amg_kj02VYQpbbuO7gENw2OgHOCZe7HvSlTWmd6xju3I/s320/kitteh+fuel+gauge.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262692845884365938" /></a></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br />Iz hard wurk beein kitteh: so mush bird 2 chase,<br />so mush yarn 2 play wiff. So mush brains wurk.<br /><br />Todays I hads 2-3 thougths, iz absloutlely exhausted.<br />I iz thotghts abouts fishes, cheezburgars and abouts<br /><br />sleepin scshedule. Perhapps also abouts kitteh I <br />iz in lubs wiff, whoevur dis might B. If onli i coulds <br /><br />rememberzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br />zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-49693031209113530082008-10-25T10:08:00.000-07:002008-10-25T10:13:29.058-07:00Inga<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/the-hand-talk-to-it/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/thehandtalkt128391026208281250.jpg" alt="Funny Pictures" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a><br /><br /><br />no more talks, hey? bridges all b burned, hey?<br />wut abouts all da hoppin about i did, all da<br /><br />cheezburgas i prepareds 4 U? Non uf dis<br />matters anymoar? ashas 2 ashas must return?<br /><br />me aunt died today, kitteh, btw, wut can I say,<br />how smalles it all seems nao she’s gone.<br /><br />she wuz flowrs 2 me, and happiness, ands<br />talking bouts da weathers with luv.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-58195899322036064492008-10-24T11:13:00.000-07:002008-10-25T07:09:41.570-07:00Wut?<a href='http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2373980' ><img src='http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/23/128692601277478121.jpg' alt='funny pictures' /></a><br />moar <a href='http://icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures</a><br /><br /><br />Y U callins me name 4? Wut do U want?<br />I has no benifits, no hairblls, no chocklate-chip<br /><br />cookis, & no obediens in my buddi. I comes if<br />I feels like it, & if U makes me some cheezburgers.Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-78328654398291357612008-10-21T11:22:00.000-07:002008-10-21T11:29:17.009-07:00Perfume<a href='http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2352768' ><img src='http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/21/128690864934901554.jpg' alt='funny pictures' /></a><br />moar <a href='http://icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures</a><br /><br /><br />i members da perfume,<br />so sudden, unxpected, <br /><br />hoo were u plannin <br />2 woo, i wonders,<br /><br />we wuz only frends, ever, <br />u dont have a bone,<br /><br />plannin ackshulli 2 stay<br />awai 4 as long as u can. <br /><br />so nuffin 2 do wiff me, at all,<br />i shuddnt have smelld it at allElinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123541024553933853.post-51989570604004057762008-10-19T10:02:00.000-07:002008-10-19T10:04:17.807-07:00Nuffin Again<a href='http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2334829' ><img src='http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/19/128689093100449651.jpg' alt='funny pictures' /></a><br />moar <a href='http://icanhascheezburger.com'>funny pictures</a><br /><br /><br />U are really borin me now, away-kitteh<br />i dont even knows how 2 muster up some <br /><br />feelins 4 u. Nuffin abouts u endears me<br />animore, not ur tiny jaws, nor teef,<br /><br />nor tiny feet or smelly bafroom.<br />Nuffin muss come 2 nuffin in da end?Elinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16900549134269059647noreply@blogger.com0