A Littles Halp?

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HALP!
I iz such

an idiot, yes?
I gots da signalls

all messd up:
da moon n da stars,

da red n da green
traffik lites

all lukk da saim
2 me nao.

I cants make outs
da fluffy stuffs

in ur hed,
miladi.

Hide, No Seek

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No wai
u has founds

mi outs.
I is riting

into empti
space n

i laik it
dat wai.

Dis fing
iz juss

n xperment,
i no likes

emoshuns
all ovah

da place,
laik dis,

on da interweb.
N truss me

i rly iz
inteligent,

N noes how
2 spell.

Wunt 2 Tri It Outs?

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I mait tri u out fo size,
juss a littles bit, K?

No strings, no email
attackments, juss

da littles body, K?
Howz wood dat

feel? Pretty gud,
no dubt, a Derridean

fing, da différance,
sheddsin it's no-lite

on our no-lubs,
but it mite b alrite,

nao dat i learnt hows
not 2 falls in lubs

wiff U, nao dat
U not gonna chase

me doan, honei.
Sortuf. It willz

taik sum taim
no dubt

2 adjuss, but
it willz B fun.

Senstive Fing!

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Whoaa!
Senstive fing!
K, I is not
menshunin it

agen, den,
ur udder
kitteh frien,
pinin awai

in da basement,
fer U, her
strayt angary
kitten.

Mah Kitteh Has Anudder Kitteh

Mah kitteh has anudder kitteh,
she B da Other, she B da Udder

2 mai cold kittehs odd
cravinz, she B da invisble 1.

I iz pitys her, da sad surrogat
replasemnt kat, basement kat,

kept woman. I wills talks 2
da hooman, perswade her

2 go bak to her basement kat,
n leaves mi 2 mi long

hard suffring. Fo surrgate
kats everiwhers.

Da years, da memoris, thei
B backs 2 mi nao

da gravel stikking 2 beetin
hart mussels, da blud

tryin to freese, da train
slowly krashin into

da tiny kitteh brain,
da rain dat wuldnt stop.


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