Ritin da Wrongs

In da midst uf all da anger
i lubs u to bits

in middel of all stoopidity
u awoked my sleepsi hart

n mades it prickli n sensitif.
Mah deer, mah mate, mah long

lost lubs of da mountin,
mah hart iz brakin,

mah tongetiedness
evadsing da song.

Speeks 2 me pleez,
gives me n opning

n i will sing, i will
brings it to u slowli

wif mah left hand
open, mah rite hand

wrigthsening
de rongs.

Da Planets

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da planets
dey b talksing 2 meh

slowli, determinedli,
like trees do

dis fing muss meen sumfing
or i b lost soal

swimmins in da
syrupi ink uf spase

wastin taim
loosin aim

nevr touchin
celin cat again.


(translation here)

Starngeness

I will nots impart my starngeness
on ur fixed no-friend kitteh brain

no moar, dis long lost lubs
slowli fizzels out among

strains of hair, nao litterin ur
sofa bed, wher I keeps mah afraid.


(translation here)


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Want

kwaiet kitteh
ur not helpin

i noes not teh key
da door’s not opning

rite paw stuck
in a bukkit of past

left paw weak n un-
decidabli combin meh fur

i wants dis bootiful
cheezburgr!

moar than tounge
n lacks of

opposable thums
can deals wif


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Starnge Dreems

but i gennuinelly
laik u, i truly do

y u thro my
flowr on da floor?

da long slow haul
to parshial unredstandin

iz filld wiff
littles lava streems

starnge dreems
n queshuns laik dees