Not Teh Reel Fing

I is lost a famli todays
I is lost a membre

It was me rihgt arm,
but da pain B a phantom

pain. I is misudredstod can has.
Me famli B not me famli,

it be axkwaintance,
it be politness

not da real fing.

Whatever

mi coaxin, mi purrin
mi praisin, mi strokin

mi tryins 2 extradikate
sum feelins – in vain.

I is noobodi, no
greet kitteh, no

intressin as
kitteh bein.

Der B noes
“How B U,

What U doin,
How U feeling?”

Whatevar.

Dog-Lubbin Kitteh-Thing

littles dog-lubbing
kitteh-thing

brakes mi
hart agen

mi purrin
has no avail,

no use. she
b turnin

to puppis
agen & agen,

2 their cyote
littles giys eyes.

Lost Kause

I has been in dis
SITSHUATION
B-4. BOMBS rainin

in mi earses.
I is TELLIN
U, U listener,

SPEAKIN
wif BUSH earses,
DEF ERS.

ME, ME, ME
it sayses, da littles
thingy, once

so kute, nao so
ABOMDIBALE
2 half-sanish

Sad-Kitteh,
rekognishin
da abuse, da

nonintresst
of da LARGES
EGO evers.

Unerdastnable

Pat mi furry belli,
scissor not me ears
wif nonsense,
B mi lovli ladi

of da lake,
and da pomes
in da lake
wills not B so

IRRITERVIABLE
UNERDASTNABLE
X-D out

looong b4
littles hart kitteh
hads da chance
2 B born.