Da Slow and Steadi We

moar funny pictures

It wuz we der, in
undrestandings & lubs,

it b we here, luukin
at picshure uf us

back den, luukin
at us luukin at picshure

now. Da years,
they B many, da

experienshes, da laffs,
da stupor we is been

throus. Ketshup wif
slow hotdogs. It B

a fires burning steadli
between us. We is

made up ours minds,
2 survives, 2 get wifes

& happy lifes. It B
we heres, now.

Da Gain uf Waste

Wastage
leefs a trase,

wistch u can
laffs abouts,

evens learns
froms! Da

starngest fing!
It is ovah.

I threws it
away; still

it B speakins
2 me, like a

wrinkled pees
uf paper

sproutsin
news papers

I can recycle
in pomes.

Alien Kitteh

Da tiny integillent gnome,
onli 4 feets high, onli 40

pounces, B strugglin. An
alien. Tryins wiff intelligens

2 reforms da slow tall beins.
Starnge littles Metall-Kitteh

wiffout tears, teers fabrik
uf eartfh aparts, remains

obliviush to humans remains -
butts all in goodest name

of siense! Tryins to repair
alls our harts wiff needles

from Mars! Kuttins apart
wiff tiniest langage

our understangings.
I wish it good lucks,

I wish it goodest
fairings on da

human kitteh railings
it be trailin.

I Can Has Cebrelation!

more animals

WHOOAA!
August is da crullest
monfh! It adss

insultshion to injury!
It treets me like a
head case.

Red rock, red rock,
no watur, its a
desert, and so on.

But I can has dessert!
I can has dessertion
from injurous ships.

I can has cake, I can
has absolutions
from me mistakes.

I can has friends!
They has rallid
2 me defense.

I can has fokus
I can has leave
buttry battring ram

to udder cow-things,
2 da own vices.
I can has Lubs!

I can has Clarty!
I can has Vishon!
I CAN HAS CAKE!

Puppy

I can has trufh
I can has clarti

I can has knowladje
of mi cold kitteh.

She wunted puppy
2 look admirngli

& forevah
at her eyes.

She wunted puppy,
she craved a sad

puppy

2 slaps around,
2 do her biddins.

But I is kitteh.
I can has trufh.