Gnats

Itz semented in me nao:
da knowladge

dat I iz not wunted
in dis wai. Finalli

I cans rest, takes a long
brake from dees trobbling

emoshuns, thankfulli.
Da gnats witch keap swarmin

abouts meh hed
wills finalli goes awai.

(Sad Kitteh Sister translation here)