Hows 2 Create a Crysis

i gots it alls figurd outs:
taik a childhood uf bloodhounds
& appli to da kitteh u liek,
den watsh wut happens

all kins uf hartache will ensue
all kins uf thougths will glue
2 ur fur, dai & nait, keeps u
awaik, maik u say fings

u nevah ment 2. Say
nevahmoar, say u r useless
kitteh to da kitteh u lubs,
den watsh da burnin bridges.