Teh U an Meh

Wooman!
Why u goofin
up mai hart liek dis?

'member
I is kitteh,
I defsenseless,

I has tiny fistz.
Noe fair is dis
starnge langague

u throwz at meh:
dis englis I noe
can undredstandz.

I noe can has
unredstrands of dis
fingie, teh u an meh.