Teh U an Meh

Wooman!
Why u goofin
up mai hart liek dis?

'member
I is kitteh,
I defsenseless,

I has tiny fistz.
Noe fair is dis
starnge langague

u throwz at meh:
dis englis I noe
can undredstandz.

I noe can has
unredstrands of dis
fingie, teh u an meh.

Unrequited Kitteh

I iz tireds of u, kitteh!
U iz oldes and hairy!
Neva writses interwebs messege!

Beuti, I noe looks at u
agan. Oldes shue
mor bootiful than u.

Shue give meh moe
kommunicashun,
moe half-eatsen

cheetsburgr, moe
affectshiun
than u.


moar funny pictures

Interweb Messege

Waitsing for teh
interweb message

lika hooman,
but noe

wooman
kitteh writses.

I iz mad.
She disaster.

She flavor of
brokun hartses.