Gay Is the Kitteh Noe Moor

Gay is the kitteh noe moor, it iz
a sad being onli. I hates dis sinkin feelin,
havin invested this feelin in nutting,
nuttin at all. Betrayeds by dis stoopid

Intuition. Disappointeds. Disalloweds
from evan playing teh game. I no can has Kitteh Friend.
I no can has her. My non-perfect shaky-hand

thin house-mate and companion in matters
difficult and academic. Fool I am?
Nutting nuttin no-thing at all.