Gay Is the Kitteh Noe Moor

Gay is the kitteh noe moor, it iz
a sad being onli. I hates dis sinkin feelin,
havin invested this feelin in nutting,
nuttin at all. Betrayeds by dis stoopid

Intuition. Disappointeds. Disalloweds
from evan playing teh game. I no can has Kitteh Friend.
I no can has her. My non-perfect shaky-hand

thin house-mate and companion in matters
difficult and academic. Fool I am?
Nutting nuttin no-thing at all.

Outsda Closet

I mait as well, nao
that she’s noe writings
to me, admit I cannots spell

an that I iz gay.
C, it didnst hurts
so much kitteh

Y u so worrieds. It
takes sevral minits
fo wolfpack to come.

& u r not alone
in dis whinin
beatin, dis skinnin

happens 2 all of us
moe o less,
kitteh.