Swedish Lesson

So I tolds mai unhappie, cold kitteh
“hej snygging” to whitch she respondsed

“Wut!? I a female cat, u idiot!”
Mai pawses reddend, an mai

ears. But xplained da genda-neutralty
of it alls, or trieds to.

Cold kitteh then says “snygging”
to me, but so off-pawishly,

and retreats to box, & a long, safe
weekends, not to be seen.

Wuz unables to say, then,
“Wut u doin dis weekend,

dear?” Rejekschun looms
like an uninterested “Ja, ja”

in mai sorry furry ear.
(“Jag gillar dig”)