Mi Face Is Braking

No-buddy is not online agen
althogh i is byin a house 4 mi kitteh.

I knows i is beyond ur comfort zone,
and way beyonds da pale,

and quite crazi 2.
But u is murderins me slowli

I no has appreshiats it,
mi face is braking in dis

mizxture of blossom
and cow dung,

and distanses 2 grate 2
ovahcome.