Da Slow and Steadi We

moar funny pictures

It wuz we der, in
undrestandings & lubs,

it b we here, luukin
at picshure uf us

back den, luukin
at us luukin at picshure

now. Da years,
they B many, da

experienshes, da laffs,
da stupor we is been

throus. Ketshup wif
slow hotdogs. It B

a fires burning steadli
between us. We is

made up ours minds,
2 survives, 2 get wifes

& happy lifes. It B
we heres, now.

Da Gain uf Waste

Wastage
leefs a trase,

wistch u can
laffs abouts,

evens learns
froms! Da

starngest fing!
It is ovah.

I threws it
away; still

it B speakins
2 me, like a

wrinkled pees
uf paper

sproutsin
news papers

I can recycle
in pomes.

Alien Kitteh

Da tiny integillent gnome,
onli 4 feets high, onli 40

pounces, B strugglin. An
alien. Tryins wiff intelligens

2 reforms da slow tall beins.
Starnge littles Metall-Kitteh

wiffout tears, teers fabrik
uf eartfh aparts, remains

obliviush to humans remains -
butts all in goodest name

of siense! Tryins to repair
alls our harts wiff needles

from Mars! Kuttins apart
wiff tiniest langage

our understangings.
I wish it good lucks,

I wish it goodest
fairings on da

human kitteh railings
it be trailin.

I Can Has Cebrelation!

more animals

WHOOAA!
August is da crullest
monfh! It adss

insultshion to injury!
It treets me like a
head case.

Red rock, red rock,
no watur, its a
desert, and so on.

But I can has dessert!
I can has dessertion
from injurous ships.

I can has cake, I can
has absolutions
from me mistakes.

I can has friends!
They has rallid
2 me defense.

I can has fokus
I can has leave
buttry battring ram

to udder cow-things,
2 da own vices.
I can has Lubs!

I can has Clarty!
I can has Vishon!
I CAN HAS CAKE!

Puppy

I can has trufh
I can has clarti

I can has knowladje
of mi cold kitteh.

She wunted puppy
2 look admirngli

& forevah
at her eyes.

She wunted puppy,
she craved a sad

puppy

2 slaps around,
2 do her biddins.

But I is kitteh.
I can has trufh.

Not Teh Reel Fing

I is lost a famli todays
I is lost a membre

It was me rihgt arm,
but da pain B a phantom

pain. I is misudredstod can has.
Me famli B not me famli,

it be axkwaintance,
it be politness

not da real fing.

Whatever

mi coaxin, mi purrin
mi praisin, mi strokin

mi tryins 2 extradikate
sum feelins – in vain.

I is noobodi, no
greet kitteh, no

intressin as
kitteh bein.

Der B noes
“How B U,

What U doin,
How U feeling?”

Whatevar.

Dog-Lubbin Kitteh-Thing

littles dog-lubbing
kitteh-thing

brakes mi
hart agen

mi purrin
has no avail,

no use. she
b turnin

to puppis
agen & agen,

2 their cyote
littles giys eyes.

Lost Kause

I has been in dis
SITSHUATION
B-4. BOMBS rainin

in mi earses.
I is TELLIN
U, U listener,

SPEAKIN
wif BUSH earses,
DEF ERS.

ME, ME, ME
it sayses, da littles
thingy, once

so kute, nao so
ABOMDIBALE
2 half-sanish

Sad-Kitteh,
rekognishin
da abuse, da

nonintresst
of da LARGES
EGO evers.

Unerdastnable

Pat mi furry belli,
scissor not me ears
wif nonsense,
B mi lovli ladi

of da lake,
and da pomes
in da lake
wills not B so

IRRITERVIABLE
UNERDASTNABLE
X-D out

looong b4
littles hart kitteh
hads da chance
2 B born.