Peepul R Stupid

Da stupidsity is endless. Hooman bwains
ewrywheres. Hurtsing my ears. Pokin

noses into places, wheres no hooman
shudd enter. There shudd be fences.

Happy New Year

(Image from here)

Your happies is a silent tappin:
a frail voice froms undah da ice

Da animal is cryin froms wiffin,
ignorsing global warmin,

I hears your slows dyin,
da hope of rejuvanatin:

a slow candle flickring
for da new year.