30/01/2008

Pwease

I cannot interpwet u
Starnger than a sfinsks
U r. I no can has

unredstarnding of hao much
fool I mades of maiselves.

So, pwease, xplain
dis 2 meh,
hoo u ares.

Waitsing

Dis ridiclous.
Cheak to screen
paws on button

just in kase
she writses.
I perpared

a replies
2 dis unritten
massege.

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28/01/2008

Angary Kitteh

- Do it urself, if u so guuudddd
at it! Kittehsize meh in pulbic!
An if u fink I’z soe funnie

why don u keel meh nao
sinse I so stoopid, deares
muther katsie?

An pweese, tellz meh why
I noe can has mehtall too, when
u has solid menthal

brainz? So, Kitteh,
Wai donts u
keels me nows

and havs it overz wif?
I noes aks fo dis
stoopid jub.

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Teh U an Meh

Wooman!
Why u goofin
up mai hart liek dis?

'member
I is kitteh,
I defsenseless,

I has tiny fistz.
Noe fair is dis
starnge langague

u throwz at meh:
dis englis I noe
can undredstandz.

I noe can has
unredstrands of dis
fingie, teh u an meh.

27/01/2008

Boxin

This porblem
gettin srious
I no cute can has
noe brainz eitherz

mai small pawses shadoe-
boxin in da nite,
r u alrite, aks

collegaues, friens, evan
boss bot at work.
They all iz

boxin meh
into teh porblem
categoreh

lolcat - 5 lb box 15 lb kitteh
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